After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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