The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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