I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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