I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Randomize
