Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
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She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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