He is such a slut. More and more my type.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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