he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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