It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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