The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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