i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
it's not cheating when I paid for it
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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