I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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