There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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