More tranny stories later!
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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