You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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