I don't remember. Are we still dating?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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