Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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