Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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