We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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