you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
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He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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