i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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