I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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