It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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