"it" just moved
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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