remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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