Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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