does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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