just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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