Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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