So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
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im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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