My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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