why didn't you poke me back
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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