normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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