How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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