Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
Randomize
