I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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