Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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