She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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