Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
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Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
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Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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