i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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