are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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