I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.