Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
that may or may not have been my penis.
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