i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
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I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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