Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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