I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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