i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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