i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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