Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
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I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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