we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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