You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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