just come out here and I will go home with you...
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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