i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
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Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.