AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
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