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(512): View more from Texas

Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"

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(240): View more from Maryland

oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.

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(404): View more from Georgia

You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.

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(251): View more from Alabama

I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.

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(289): View more from Ontario

Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.

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(515): View more from Iowa

She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during

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(816): View more from Missouri

Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so

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(928): View more from Arizona

so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in

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