We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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