remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?