If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
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while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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