she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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