I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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