i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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