why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
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Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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